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  • A Few of My Favorite Things Cotton Stretch Wide Leg Lounge Pants

    Rifles on rail mounts and carbines all ready,
    BRRRT-spitting Warthogs and jets keeping steady,
    Coiled-up rattlesnakes poised up to swing,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    Glocks on the nightstand for unwelcome visits,
    MP5 lines that would make Grandpa physics,
    Flags in the breeze while the Bald Eagle wings,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    Dogs who keep watch while you’re grilling at twilight,
    Jesus reminding you who’s got the real might,
    Freedom that rings when the Liberty bell rings,
    These are a few of my favorite things. 

    Get the comfort of pajamas in this stylish pair of wide-leg pants. With the adjustable waist and a smooth, comfortable stretchy fabric, it’s like your favorite sweatpants but better. Eagles, American flags, M4 rifles, rattlesnakes, F-14 Tomcats, dogs, submachine guns, an A-10 Warthog, and the Lord. These will be your favorite pants. You know this. We know this. God knows this.

    This isn't a difficult choice. 

    • 95% cotton, 5% elastane
    • Fabric weight: 8.85 oz./yd.² (300 g/m²)
    • Heavyweight cotton-spandex blend with a medium soft feel
    • Form-fitting silhouette
    • Handmade in North America - Mexico and the USA

    Size guide

      WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
    2XS 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
    XS 29 ⅞ 37
    S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
    M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
    L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
    XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
    2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
    3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
    4XL 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
    5XL 52 59
    6XL 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
      WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
    2XS 72 90
    XS 76 94
    S 80 98
    M 84 102
    L 92 110
    XL 100 118
    2XL 108 126
    3XL 116 134
    4XL 124 142
    5XL 132 150
    6XL 140 158

    Shop with your confidence and conscience Intact