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  • I Need New Conspiracy Theories Redacted Unisex Tri-Blend Track Shirt

    I need new conspiracy theories because all my old ones came true. How weird is it when your normie friends that used to leave the room when you really got going now are spouting off how there are evil elites trafficking children or covert government ops working with corporations to enslave the masses with technocratic authoritarian policies? Hell, even the government admitted UFOs now. What's even left after Alex Jones can even laugh "I told you so?"

    Things are getting weird.

    I guess there's still shape-shifting lizard people and COVID-19 vaccine depopulation schemes. Wait, no, Jim in accounting was already posting that shit on Facebook. Damn it.

    You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. A brand new crew neck track shirt with a fit, feel and durability of a well-loved vintage piece. This tri-blend track t-shirt is made from a mix of polyester, cotton and rayon, which gives it a unique texture. The fabric also makes sure that the shirt is elastic and retains shape, is durable, yet comfy, and drapes against the body creating a slimmer look.



    • 50% polyester, 25% ring-spun combed cotton, 25% rayon
    • Tri-Oatmeal is 50% polyester, 37% ring-spun and combed cotton, 13% rayon
    • Fabric weight: 3.7 oz/yd² (125 g/m²)
    • Tri-Oatmeal weight: 3.9 oz/yd² (132 g/m²)
    • Side-seamed construction
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    • Double-satin razor label
    • Blank products sourced from US

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