Nothing washes down the bitter taste of unchecked government corruption quite like a cold one.
Raise a toast to decades of “humanitarian aid” that magically turns into arms deals, coup funding, and sketchy contractors disappearing with briefcases full of cash. USAID has been pouring your tax dollars into black holes of geopolitical chaos for generations—so why not pour yourself a drink to match?
This 16oz glass of pure, unfiltered satire is perfect for cracking open a beer and explaining to your friends why their favorite news anchor is just a paid spokesman for the State Department. It’s not just a pint glass—it’s a fact-checking device.
✅ 16oz capacity – Holds just enough beer to make you forget you’re funding international crime syndicates.
✅ Thick, durable glass – Unlike USAID’s flimsy excuses for why pallets of cash keep going “missing.”
✅ Handmade with natural imperfections – A little like their bookkeeping.
✅ Doubles as a cocktail shaker – Because sometimes, the only way to make sense of the world is with strong mixed drinks.
❌ Not dishwasher or microwave safe – Much like classified documents, this requires delicate handling.
✔ Drinking games where you take a shot every time a "humanitarian effort" turns into a military intervention.
✔ Making awkward eye contact with government bootlickers at the bar.
✔ Spilling beer while ranting about how nobody remembers Iran-Contra.
✔ Pouring one out for the trillions we'll never see again.
Whether you're sipping, slamming, or staring into the abyss, this pint glass will keep you company.
Drink up—the grift never stops. 🍻
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| 16 oz | 3 ½ | 5 ⅞ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| 16 oz | 8.9 | 15 |
Collections: New Arrivals, World Globobozo Forum
Type: Beer Glass
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