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  • MK Ultra Dad Hat

    30-day returns · Guaranteed since 2003

    The old bastards had it all wrong. You don't need to break a man's will when you can sell him a new one.

    Give him a soundtrack, a fashionable enemy, a few carefully selected opinions, and the warm narcotic satisfaction of knowing he's one of the few people who can see through all the bullshit.

    Then sit back and watch the poor son of a bitch defend his programming like it was the last free thought in America.

    MK ULTRA. I WANT MY MIND CONTROL.


    • 100% chino cotton twill
    • Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
    • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
    • 6 embroidered eyelets
    • 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
    • Adjustable strap with antique buckle

     

    Size guide

      A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) D (inches)
    One size 23 ⅝-24 ⅜ 4 ¾ 2 ¾ 7 ½
      A (cm) B (cm) C (cm) D (cm)
    One size 60-62 12 7 19

    🛡️ Since 2003, we've stood behind every order. Something's off? We make it right.



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