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  • I Run Better Than The Government Sticker

    30-day returns · Ships in 2–5 days · Guaranteed since 2003

    I Run Better Than The Government is a sticker for runners, gym people, small-business grinders, and anyone whose morning jog has more accountability than a federal agency.

    Put it on a laptop, water bottle, car, notebook, gym locker, or gear case when you want a funny anti-bureaucracy sticker with a little sweat in it. Liberty Maniacs cannot improve your mile time, but we can make the government look slow by comparison.

    • Durable vinyl sticker with a smooth matte finish
    • Available in 3 inch, 4 inch, and 5.5 inch sizes
    • Great for laptops, cars, water bottles, gym gear, notebooks, and cases
    • Original Liberty Maniacs government humor design

    Size guide

    3" x 3" 4" x 4" 5.5" x 5.5"
    Width, in 3.00 4.00 5.50
    Height, in 3.00 4.00 5.50

    Backed by 23 years of Liberty Maniacs. If something's wrong, we make it right.

    Shop with your confidence and conscience Intact