Every year, they tell us the planet’s getting hotter, but somehow, we’re still shoveling snow in April and scraping ice off windshields well into May. If global warming is real, why do we still need hoodies?
This cozy, heavyweight hoodie is built for people who know that winter isn’t going anywhere. Soft, warm, and durable, it’s the perfect layer for facing the tundra, chopping wood, or just keeping the thermostat at a reasonable 62°F. Made with a cotton-poly blend that won’t shrink or pill, it’s tough enough for real seasons—not just hypothetical climate models.
Why It Belongs in Your Rotation:
✔ Thick, durable fabric – Because winter is real, no matter what the experts say
✔ Air-jet spun yarn – Soft enough to make a polar bear jealous
✔ Double-lined hood – Extra warmth for when the windchill hits -40°F
✔ Rib-knit cuffs & waistband – Keeps the cold out, keeps you looking good
✔ Front pouch pocket – The ultimate hand warmer (or snack storage)
Wear it while mocking the next "hottest year on record" headline, digging out your driveway, or sipping coffee while the world panics over a degree or two.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
Collections: Ladies Apparel | Freedom Fashion for Liberty Lovers, Liberty Maniacs Sweatshirts, Men's Apparel and Accessories, New Arrivals, Sweats | Sweatshirts and pants
Type: Hoodie Sweatshirt
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