B.I.R.D.S. Biomechanical Reconnaissance Drone Surveillance Long Sleeve Shirt
$32.00 - $44.00$36.00 - $49.00
Birds aren't real? Oh, they're real alright. They're DARPA's most dazzling technological marvel in decades. The Biomechanical Reconnaissance Drone Surveillance (B.I.R.D.S.) platform makes covert surveillance operations the ultimate in avian espionage.
With B.I.R.D.S., the government has the perfect wingman for covert missions. It can capture high-definition aerial footage, eavesdrop on top-secret conversations, and, of course, spread its own feathered propaganda.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
Collections: Fauxtest | Absurdism for Modern Times, Funny T-Shirts | Political Humor | Satire & Parody, Government, Holiday Sales, Ladies Long Sleeve, Long Sleeves | Mens Long Sleeves, Men's Apparel and Accessories, Men's Tops | Graphic Tees for Rebels & Liberty Lovers, New Arrivals, Sale | All Sale Items
Type: Mens Top
Category: biomechanical, BIRDS, birds aren't real, conspiracy, Conspiracy theories, conspiracy theory, conspiraspoofing, DARPA, Drone, funny, gift, government, humor, liberty maniacs, long sleeve, nerd, parody, Reconnaissance, research, sale, satire, Surveillance
You may also like
Shop with your confidence and conscience Intact
