As easy as one, two, three! A simple guide to protecting yourself from coronavirus variants. Printed on our most popular premium combed ringspun cotton t-shirts.
We live in a time and place where we have to actually explicitly say that this shirt design is satire. People are now that stupid. But then again two government agencies, a nominee for President, and a sitting US Senator all were willing to go to court over our satire. So while not new, it's getting worse... and even more fun to wear them.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 36 |
Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 31 |
Collections: Funny T-Shirts | Political Humor | Satire & Parody, Men's Apparel and Accessories, Men's Tops | Graphic Tees for Rebels & Liberty Lovers, New Arrivals, Pop Culture Shirts
Type: Mens Top
Category: authoritarian, coronavirus, COVID-19, funny, guide, how to, instructions, jab, liberty maniacs, lockdowns, parody, satire, t-shirt, tshirt, variant