I Need New Conspiracy Theories Redacted Unisex Tri-Blend Track Shirt
$39.00 - $47.00$43.00 - $52.00
You used to sound crazy. Now you just sound like yesterday’s news. Every wild-eyed, tinfoil-hat, “trust me, bro” prediction you made has been memory-holed, classified, or quietly walked back by the same people who swore it was nonsense.
It’s exhausting being right all the time. You deserve a fresh batch of conspiracies—something new to horrify your normie friends at the dinner table. But until the next one leaks, you can wear this shirt and let the black bars say the rest.
Printed on an ultra-soft tri-blend tee that’s so comfortable, it feels like it’s been declassified for your personal use. Perfect for anyone who’s permanently shadowbanned, distrusts “official sources,” or just enjoys a good cover-up.
Wear it proudly. Stay ahead of the narrative.
• 50% polyester, 25% ring-spun combed cotton, 25% rayon
• Tri-Oatmeal is 50% polyester, 37% ring-spun and combed cotton, 13% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.7 oz/yd² (125 g/m²)
• Tri-Oatmeal weight: 3.9 oz/yd² (132 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-satin razor label
• Blank products sourced from US
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Type: Mens Top
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