THEY SAID IT COULDN’T BE DONE. The cartographers screamed, the geography teachers wailed, and the soy-sipping bureaucrats in D.C. clutched their pearls—but it didn’t matter. The Gulf of Mexico is no more. One flick of the presidential wrist, one mighty stroke of a Sharpie, and the Gulf of America was born.
An act of divine branding. A historic middle finger to the old world order. A name so powerful it makes bald eagles weep and jet skis multiply. And now, you—yes, you—can wear the only shirt worthy of this colossal geopolitical flex.
This is not some flimsy, fair-trade, soy-blended, hipster nonsense. This is a 7.1-ounce slab of pure, garment-dyed, heavyweight cotton glory. It’s boxy. It’s oversized. It drapes over your sun-scorched shoulders like the flag on Iwo Jima. This shirt is freedom incarnate, woven into fabric that laughs in the face of tyranny and SPF recommendations.
Wear this shirt and feel the raw, unhinged power of a nation that redrew the map just to flex. Whether you're tearing up the beach in a lifted golf cart, shotgunning a beer in knee-deep Gulf water, or staring down a Category 5 hurricane with nothing but a smirk and a thumbs-up—this shirt is for you.
GULF OF AMERICA. No more questions. Just waves, whiskey, and winning.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 39 | 9 |
| M | 29 ⅛ | 43 | 9 ½ |
| L | 30 ½ | 47 | 9 ½ |
| XL | 31 ⅞ | 51 | 10 ¼ |
| 2XL | 33 ¼ | 55 | 10 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 34 | 59 | 11 |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 70.5 | 99 | 23 |
| M | 74 | 109.2 | 24 |
| L | 77.5 | 119.4 | 24 |
| XL | 81 | 129.5 | 26 |
| 2XL | 84.5 | 139.7 | 27 |
| 3XL | 86.5 | 149.9 | 28 |
Collections: Heavyweight, Holiday Sales, Men's Apparel and Accessories, Men's Tops | Graphic Tees for Rebels & Liberty Lovers, New Arrivals, New Shirts | New Arrivals from Liberty Maniacs, Sale | All Sale Items
Type: Mens Top
Category: florida, garment dyed, gulf, gulf of america, heavy, heavy weight, heavyweight, home of the waves, land of the free, oversized, sale, t-shirt, vacation
