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    DOGE Department of Government Efficiency Dad Hat

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    D.O.G.E. Dad Hat – Efficiency Looks Good on Everyone

    This officially unofficial dad hat pays homage to the officially unofficial government department dedicated to slashing budgets for the American people—the Department of Government Efficiency (D.O.G.E.).

    Dad hats aren’t just for dads. They’re for anyone who knows how to get things done without wasting time, money, or taxpayer dollars. This low-profile, unstructured cap is built for those who prefer their style like they prefer their government—streamlined, effective, and with zero unnecessary extras.

    Features of Maximum Comfort & Minimal Bureaucracy:

    ✔️ Embroidered D.O.G.E. Insignia – The mark of fiscal responsibility, stitched to perfection.
    ✔️ 100% Chino Cotton Twill – Classic, durable, and soft—just like your grandpa’s common sense.
    ✔️ Unstructured, 6-Panel Fit – No stiff nonsense, just a relaxed, timeless look.
    ✔️ Curved Visor – Blocks the sun, shades your eyes, and keeps your focus on cutting waste.
    ✔️ Adjustable Strap with Antique Buckle – Because one-size-fits-all actually works for hats, not policies.
    ✔️ Breathable Embroidered Eyelets – Ventilation designed with more thought than most budget proposals.

    Who’s This Hat For?

    • The guy who can fix a leaking faucet before the city council even gets around to discussing it.
    • Anyone who believes a balanced budget is sexier than a fast car.
    • The kind of person who appreciates a good hat, a cold beer, and a low tax rate.

    This isn’t just a dad hat—it’s a symbol of competence, a salute to efficiency, and a reminder that common sense never goes out of style.

    D.O.G.E. – No Waste. No Bloat. Just Good Policy and a Damn Fine Hat.

    Size guide

      A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) D (inches)
    One size 20 ½-24 ⅜ 4 ¾ 3 ⅛ 7 ½
      A (cm) B (cm) C (cm) D (cm)
    One size 52-62 12 8 19

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