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THE PENTAGON. The heaviest band in history.
Endless world tours. A bottomless production budget. A body count that makes death metal look like easy listening.
Concert merch for the military-industrial complex. The tour never ends.
Printed on soft, 100% cotton with a mineral-washed, already-broken-in look. Each shirt has its own subtle wash variations.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 45.7 | 71.1 |
| M | 50.8 | 73.7 |
| L | 55.9 | 76.2 |
| XL | 61 | 78.7 |
| 2XL | 66 | 81.3 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 83.8 |
🛡️ Since 2003, we've stood behind every order. Something's off? We make it right.
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Type: Mens Top
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