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  • I Have to Say Weird Stuff or I'll Die Mug

    30-day returns · Guaranteed since 2003

    It's a medical condition, actually. The doctors call it "being extremely online and also just kind of like this." There is no cure. There is only coffee.

    This glossy white ceramic mug is for the person who has never once said a normal thing in their life and has absolutely no plans to start. You know who you are. Your group chat knows who you are. The frog on this mug knows who you are.

    The Details:

    • Ceramic construction, sturdy enough to survive your thought process
    • 11 oz: Height 3.8" (9.6 cm), Diameter 3.2" (8.2 cm)
    • 15 oz: Height 4.7" (11.9 cm), Diameter 3.3" (8.5 cm)
    • 20 oz: Height 4.3" (10.9 cm), Diameter 3.7" (9.3 cm)
    • Vivid print that holds up in the dishwasher and microwave
    • Glossy finish for the chronically unhinged

    An ideal gift for the weird friend, the chaotic coworker, or yourself. Especially yourself. You already know why.

    🛡️ Since 2003, we've stood behind every order. Something's off? We make it right.



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