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  • CDC Parody Flip-Flops

    Mask, no mask. Transmissible, nontransmissible. Tests work, tests don't work. Keeping track of the constantly changing official truth of the CDC can be a full-time job. They call it "evolving science." Uh-huh. Sure, government bureaucrat guys. How about you try and tell America when rents are due again. 

    Sounds more like the Centers for Disease Confusion and Propaganda to us. 

    We print, construct, and ship these parody flip flops here in the USA. There are three sizes. Look below for the best fit.

    • Rubber sole
    • Customizable 100% polyester fabric lining
    • Black Y-shaped rubber straps
    • Toe post style

    Size guide

      S M L
    US women 6-7 8-9 10-11
    US men 7-8 9-11 11-12
    EU 36-38 39-41 42-44

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