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  • Brawndo Hoodie

    Welcome to the future. It’s orange. It’s caffeinated. And it’s got what plants crave.

    This Brawndo hoodie is for the Idiocracy diehards. The ones who saw the movie and thought, “That’s not a comedy, that’s a documentary with electrolytes.” If you’ve ever dropped a Brawndo quote in polite company and gotten blank stares, congratulations. This hoodie is your people signal.

    Bright, unapologetic gold with the iconic Brawndo mark front and center. Comfortable enough for couch-watching bad decisions. Durable enough for surviving late-stage stupidity. Perfect for reminding everyone that the dumbest ideas often come with the loudest branding.

    Wear it ironically. Wear it unironically. Either way, you’re hydrated.

    Fit notes

    Unisex fit. True to size. Size up if you want maximum future-slacker energy.

    • Soft, heavyweight fleece that holds its shape

    • 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend

    • Air-jet spun yarn for a smoother feel and less pilling

    • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord

    • Classic front pouch pocket

    • Ribbed cuffs and waistband that do not sag into sadness

    • Built for repeat wear, repeat washes, repeat quotes


    Size guide

      LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
    S 27 20
    M 28 22
    L 29 24
    XL 30 26
    2XL 31 28
    3XL 32 30
    4XL 33 32
    5XL 34 34
      LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
    S 68.6 50.8
    M 71.1 55.9
    L 73.7 61
    XL 76.2 66
    2XL 78.7 71.1
    3XL 81.3 76.2
    4XL 83.8 81.3
    5XL 86.4 86.4

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