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  • Bernie Sanders Is My Comrade Long Sleeve T-Shirt

    ith the lovable personality of a drowsy badger and the voice of a bullfrog, Bernie is your comrade in fighting the good fight against oligarchical imperialism, exploitative corporatism, economic logic, electoral probability, male pattern baldness, Clintonian coronation, and whatever other Sisyphean task you can shake your fist at.

    This shirt includes a pantheon of socialist paladins just to confuse, fascinate, and cause the finger-wagging nitpicking partisan to hilariously instruct upon the proper definition of socialism while everyone within a five foot radius rolls their eyes in aversion.

    Update: Apparently The Bernie Sanders Presidential Campaign wasn't Feeling this Bern, and has furnished us with a rather silly cease and desist. Learn more here.

    Stories on the Bernie Shirt fuss in the news: The Daily Beast, Washington Post, Buzzfeed, Reason, American Bar Association Journal


    This long-sleeve tee has ribbed cuffs and a classic-fit. It's quarter-turned to eliminate center creasing and perfect for chilly days!

    • 100% jersey knit
    • Pre-shrunk
    • Classic fit
    • Double-needle ⅞” collar
    • Taped neck and shoulders
    • Long sleeve, ribbed cuffs
    • Quarter-turned

    Size guide

      S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
    Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35
    Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 32

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