These Old Glory Swim Trunks are not just swimwear. They're a Declaration of In-deep-ness. Handmade for patriots, boat dads, whiskey uncles, and anyone who treats pool parties like constitutional obligations.
Crafted with recycled materials and anti-chafe mesh so your boys stay as free as your speech, these trunks let you cannonball into liberty without worrying about wardrobe malfunctions or cultural subversion. With UPF 50+ protection, mesh pockets, and enough red, white, and blue to piss off a HOA board, they're basically tactical freedom shorts for aquatic environments.
Fire up the grill. Blow something up responsibly. Dive in like it’s 1776.
• Fabric composition: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Lining composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex (in the US), and 90% polyester, 10% elastane (in the EU)
• Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 5.13 oz/yd² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+ protection
• Handmade by complete maniacs

Size guide
| WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 52 | 59 |
| 6XL | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
| WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| XS | 76 | 94 |
| S | 80 | 98 |
| M | 84 | 102 |
| L | 92 | 110 |
| XL | 100 | 118 |
| 2XL | 108 | 126 |
| 3XL | 116 | 134 |
| 4XL | 124 | 142 |
| 5XL | 132 | 150 |
| 6XL | 140 | 158 |
Collections: Father's Day, Father's Day, Gifts & Stocking Stuffers, Handmade | Made by Hand by Maniacs, Holiday Sales, Men's Bottoms | Pants, Shorts, and Undies, Men's Shorts, Men's Swim Trunks, Men's Swimwear, New Arrivals, Sale | All Sale Items, Swimwear
Type: Men's Swim Trunks
Category: american flag, Liberty Maniacs, men, mens, menswear, Old Glory, patriotic, pattern, sale, stars and bars, swim trunks, USA









