These handmade swim trunks are built for patriots, poolside provocateurs, and anyone who appreciates the fine art of a victory dance. Featuring an all-over pattern of Trump’s signature post-rally shimmy, these bad boys will have you two-stepping your way through summer like a man who just beat another witch hunt.
Engineered for comfort, durability, and maximum freedom, these trunks are quick-drying, breathable, and built to withstand waves—both the ocean kind and the kind of media hysteria that comes every election cycle. Whether you're lounging on a Gulf of America beach, grilling in your backyard kingdom, or making liberals clutch their pearls at the local pool, these trunks ensure you’ll be the most entertaining thing on the water.
✔ 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex – because freedom-loving Americans still believe in second chances, even for fabric
✔ Water-repellent, four-way stretch microfiber fabric – moves with you, whether you're cannonballing or crushing the competition
✔ Anti-chafe mesh liner – because discomfort is for losers
✔ Elastic waistband with drawcord – secure enough to handle a full Trump dance without wardrobe malfunctions
✔ Multiple mesh pockets – because even in swimwear, storage is king
✔ UPF 50+ – blocks more sun than mainstream media blocks inconvenient facts
Wear them to the beach, the pool, or while sipping a Diet Coke and basking in the undeniable reality that nobody is having more fun than you.
Get yours now—before the deep state tries to ban them. 🇺🇸💃🔥
Size guide
| WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 52 | 59 |
| 6XL | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
| WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| S | 80 | 98 |
| M | 84 | 102 |
| L | 92 | 110 |
| XL | 100 | 118 |
| 2XL | 108 | 126 |
| 3XL | 116 | 134 |
| 4XL | 124 | 142 |
| 5XL | 132 | 150 |
| 6XL | 140 | 158 |
Collections: Father's Day, Father's Day, Handmade | Made by Hand by Maniacs, Men's Bottoms | Pants, Shorts, and Undies, Men's Shorts, Men's Swim Trunks, Men's Swimwear, New Arrivals, Swimwear
Type: Men's Swim Trunks
Category: 45, 47, custom, dance, fun, funny, hand made, MAGA, red, swim trunks, swimming, swimming suit, trump
