Back in the ‘80s, the mullet was the mane of legends. If you had one, you probably owned a Camaro, smoked unfiltered Marlboros, and could shotgun a beer while lighting bottle rockets off your buddy’s roof. It was a symbol of freedom—of ripping down the highway with zero seatbelt and even less regard for authority.
Now? The mullet has evolved. It’s still a statement, but these days, it’s got a skincare routine. It thrives in climate-controlled apartments, pairs effortlessly with a vintage thrifted sweater, and has strong opinions on cold brew. It doesn’t smell like motor oil anymore—it smells like sandalwood and the faintest hint of oat milk. The modern mullet is less “last call at the roadhouse” and more “first in line for the limited-release sneaker drop.”
This holographic masterpiece captures the mullet’s legendary journey—from the ultimate freedom-flex to the official haircut of knowing your birth chart. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or hydro flask to let the world know you appreciate both horsepower and emotional intelligence.
✅ Holographic finish – As dazzling as the reflection in your favorite artisan coffee shop window
✅ Durable vinyl – Tough enough to survive a deep-conditioning treatment
✅ Bubble-free application – Because imperfections are for people who don’t journal
Indoor use only. May inspire spontaneous road trips, deep conversations about the benefits of kombucha, or a sudden desire to start a podcast.
Collections: New Arrivals, Stickers By Liberty Maniacs, Stickers | Little Sticky Memes You Can Post In Real Life
Type: Sticker
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