Mail-In Voter Unabomber T-Shirt
$35.00 - $44.00
30-day returns · Guaranteed since 2003
Did Uncle Sam turn Uncle Ted into the Unabomber? That argument has been raging for decades.
Kaczynski entered Harvard at sixteen and wound up in psychologist Henry Murray’s notorious “stressful disputation” experiments, where subjects had their deepest beliefs attacked under lights, cameras, and physiological monitoring.
This was the same Cold War world that produced BLUEBIRD, ARTICHOKE, and MKULTRA, CIA programs exploring drugs, hypnosis, psychological stress, induced amnesia, and whether a person could be manipulated into acting against his own will. Researchers even examined the possibility of creating an unwitting assassin with no memory of what he’d done. Basically: the Manchurian Candidate, but with government funding.
Ted later became the Unabomber.
Coincidence? Maybe.
What nobody disputes is that Uncle Ted developed one hell of a mail-in program.
Soft, lightweight, and made for regular rotation. No manifesto required.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
🛡️ Since 2003, we've stood behind every order. Something's off? We make it right.
Collections: Dirty Jokes | NSFW After Hours Irreverence, Funny T-Shirts | Political Humor | Satire & Parody, Men's Apparel and Accessories, Men's Tops | Graphic Tees for Rebels & Liberty Lovers, New Arrivals
Type: Mens Top
Category: anti-establishment, dark humor, election humor, funny t-shirt, humor, mail-in voter, mail-in voting, political satire, satire, ted kaczynski, unabomber, uncle ted
You may also like
Shop with your confidence and conscience Intact
