Kamala Harris, folks, she's managed to slide right under the limbo stick of American politics, which at this point, is set so low you'd need an archeologist to find it. And voila! She emerges as the Democratic nominee for 2024, by acclamation, no less!
Now, let's rewind to 2020, where Kamala was about as popular as a skunk at a garden party. Her campaign? It had all the charm of a wine mom at a soccer game, mixing Chardonnay with Zoloft, delivering that signature cackle - you know the one, where you can't tell if she's found something genuinely funny or she's just spotted her next political opportunity.
She was out before the first primary votes were cast, dropping faster than my interest in a vegan cooking show. But here we are, with Kamala, the human embodiment of a Venn diagram where 'opportunistic hyena' meets 'powerfully goofy.' She's back, she's laughing, and she's leading the charge. Only in America, folks, where the bar isn't just low, it's practically underground.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
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Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
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