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Let's Destroy the World With Social Media Tri-blend T-Shirt
$40.00 - $49.00$44.00 - $54.00
Humans never imagined that one day they would face an enemy from another dimension, but it was true. The evil lizard people had found a way to travel through space and time in order to reach Earth. They saw the population's reliance on technology and the government's so-called "intelligence agencies," so they created a sinister mass-hysteria apparatus called social media as a perfect tool to divide and conquer the masses for total control.
By the time people comprehended what was going on it was almost too late. But a small group of human castoffs united owing to their shared ability to sense the diabolical plot the Lizard People had devised. For years they had felt dread in the air. Something was stirring and it seemed as though no one else noticed. But they knew; collectively, taking cues from each other’s intuition and worries and the fact that pointing out the truth on the networks meant banishment. This small band of heroes understood that wicked forces were at work in our world using social media to spread discordant messages promoting hatred among us all.
But what could they do? Facts were denied. Logic rejected. Arguments using the tightest syllogisms were shadowbanned, censored, and canceled. The only thing they had left was humor. So with love in their heart for their fellow man, and crudely assembled memes, jokes, and humorous t-shirts they set out to fight the Lizard plot!
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
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Type: Mens Top
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