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  • Rhodesian Brushstroke Knitted Cardigan

    The only cardigan that looks like it could take out a convoy and then blend in at a faculty meeting.

    We took the most iconic camo pattern of the 20th century—the Rhodesian Brushstroke—and knit it into a buttery-soft, Cold-War-flex cardigan that says: “I read books. And I know what a FAL is.”

    Whether you’re deep in the bush of academic Marxism, stalking wild contradictions in modern society, or just sipping coffee like a civilized warlord, this is your new go-to layer.

    The jacquard knit delivers a lush texture, the fit is relaxed enough for layering (or sudden exfiltration), and the pattern? Well, let’s just say it’s been field-tested since 1965 by men who didn’t wait for permission slips to act decisively.

    Perfect for:

    • Camouflage collectors and history enjoyers

    • Veterans of online ideological skirmishes

    • Guys who know the difference between a suppressor and a silencer

    • Those who never get invited to the UN, and prefer it that way


    Specs:

    • 55% cotton / 45% polyester: soft enough for Sunday lounging, rugged enough for political arguments

    • Midweight knit (13.27 oz/yd²): not too hot, not too soft—just right for tactical comfort

    • Unisex sizing: this drip is for anyone brave enough to wear it

    • Fulfilled in China, because the irony makes it stronger

    Disclaimer:
    Due to psychological effects of Rhodesian camo, you may begin using words like “fire superiority,” “situation deteriorating,” or “tracked movement through canopy.” Use responsibly.



    Size guide

      CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
    XS 36 ¼ 29 ⅞ 37
    S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝
    M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
    L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼
    XL 45 ⅝ 39 ⅜ 46 ½
    2XL 48 ⅞ 42 ½ 49 ⅝
    3XL 52 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
      CHEST (cm) WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
    XS 92 76 94
    S 96 80 98
    M 100 84 102
    L 108 92 110
    XL 116 100 118
    2XL 124 108 126
    3XL 132 116 134

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