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    Relax I Hate Everbody Unisex fleece sweatshirt

    Relax. I hate everybody. Settle the presumptuous in your life with a rather stylish reassurance that your disdain isn't couched in weird, ridiculous stereotypes and crude, bigotted, collectivist drivel. Quite the contrary. It's egalitarian contempt for all assholes, with very laser-specific hatred for stupid assholes.

    Very comfy. Medium weight sweatshirt. Fleeced for that "I'm not sure I even want to leave the house now" feel. Up to 5% of the poly in this is recycled. That's all the fabric manufacturers would promise us, so that's what we got. 

    • 50% cotton, 50% polyester (up to 5% recycled polyester, made from plastic bottles)
    • Fabric weight: 7.8 oz/y² (264.5 g/m²)
    • Patented low-pill, high-stitch density PrintPro® XP fleece
    • Double-needle stitched neckline and armholes
    • Ribbed cuffs and waistband

    Shop with your confidence and conscience Intact