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  • Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

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    Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator. It's got what plants crave! It's got electrolytes.

    Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator had come to replace water... virtually everywhere. Water, the basic component of all life... had been deemed a threat to Brawndo's profit margin. The solution came during the budget crisis of 2330... when the Brawndo Corporation simply bought the F.D. A... . And the F.C. C... . Enabling them to say, do and sell... anything they wanted.

    • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
    • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
    • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
    • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
    • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
    • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
    • Pre-shrunk fabric
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    • Side-seamed

    Size guide

      S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
    Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
    Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30

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