I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Can Cooler
$8.00$9.00
You sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Ever since you were a boy, you dreamed of soaring over the oilfields, dropping hot sticky loads on foreigners. People told you that a person being a helicopter is impossible but you didn't care, you're beautiful.
Strike back against the heliphobes and haters with this super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt that looks great on men, women, transgendered, helicopters, and even our fixed-winged brothers and sisters.
• Made from neoprene
• Waterproof
• Dual-size customization
• Ribbed seams
• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed
• Printed in the US
This product is made on demand. No minimums.
Collections: Can Coolers, Drinkware | Mugs, glasses, Bottles, Tumblers and more, Holiday Sales, New Arrivals, Sale | All Sale Items
Type: Can Cooler
Category: attack helicopter, can cooler, funny, helicopter, humor, identify, identity, koosie, LGBTQ, mens, military, sale, satire, sexual, social justice warrior, transgender
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