Apparel
  • Accessories

  • Home
  • Browse Categories
  • Stickers
  • Little sticky memes you can post in real life.

  • Add description, images, menus and links to your mega menu

  • A column with no settings can be used as a spacer

  • Link to your collections, sales and even external links

  • Add up to five columns

  • Orders after 12/16 Not Expected to Arrive by 12/25

    Orders after 12/16 Not Expected to Arrive by 12/25

    I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Can Cooler

    You sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Ever since you were a boy, you dreamed of soaring over the oilfields, dropping hot sticky loads on foreigners. People told you that a person being a helicopter is impossible but you didn't care, you're beautiful.

    Strike back against the heliphobes and haters with this super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt that looks great on men, women, transgendered, helicopters, and even our fixed-winged brothers and sisters. 

    • Made from neoprene
    • Waterproof
    • Dual-size customization
    • Ribbed seams
    • Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
    • Spot clean as needed
    • Printed in the US

    This product is made on demand. No minimums.

    Shop with your confidence and conscience Intact