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Orders after 12/16 Not Expected to Arrive by 12/25
Divide & Conquer Etc Can Cooler
$8.00$9.00
Ever notice how the ruling class always manages to keep us under their thumb? They've got a few tried-and-true methods, and they've been doing it for centuries. First, they love to "Divide and Conquer." That's an old war strategy where you split up your enemies and take them out one by one. Sound familiar? They keep us squabbling over race, politics, and religion while they tighten their grip on power.
Then there's "Bread and Circuses." That's an ancient Roman tactic where they kept the masses happy by tossing them a few crumbs and staging gladiator fights. Today, it's Big Macs and reality TV. Same idea, different packaging.
But the latest twist is "Fake and Gay." Now, they bombard us with misinformation and propaganda 24/7, making it nearly impossible to figure out what's true. And if we're demoralized on top of that, well, that's just icing on the cake for them.
So next time you find yourself caught up in some pointless debate, remember: they're just playing the same old games, trying to keep us divided and distracted. It's up to us to wise up, cut through the BS, and work towards finding some truth and unity in this crazy, mixed-up world.
Add a personal touch to your sipping sessions! This dual-side can cooler comes in two sizes to fit your regular and slim cans. Crafted from high-grade synthetic rubber, it keeps your drinks cool and your hands warm.
• Made from neoprene
• Waterproof
• Dual-size customization
• Ribbed seams
• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed
This product is made on demand. No minimums.
Then there's "Bread and Circuses." That's an ancient Roman tactic where they kept the masses happy by tossing them a few crumbs and staging gladiator fights. Today, it's Big Macs and reality TV. Same idea, different packaging.
But the latest twist is "Fake and Gay." Now, they bombard us with misinformation and propaganda 24/7, making it nearly impossible to figure out what's true. And if we're demoralized on top of that, well, that's just icing on the cake for them.
So next time you find yourself caught up in some pointless debate, remember: they're just playing the same old games, trying to keep us divided and distracted. It's up to us to wise up, cut through the BS, and work towards finding some truth and unity in this crazy, mixed-up world.
Add a personal touch to your sipping sessions! This dual-side can cooler comes in two sizes to fit your regular and slim cans. Crafted from high-grade synthetic rubber, it keeps your drinks cool and your hands warm.
• Made from neoprene
• Waterproof
• Dual-size customization
• Ribbed seams
• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed
This product is made on demand. No minimums.
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Type: Can Cooler
Category: ampersand, beverage, bread and circuses, can cooler, commentary, cover, distraction, Divide & Conquer, divide and conquer, elite, Fake & Gay, fake and gay, helvetica, misinformation, propaganda, sale, sleeve, typographic
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