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  • White House Enemies List Membership Shirt

    Congratulations.
    You made the list.

    Not that list. The other one. The quiet one. The one every administration insists doesn’t exist until it absolutely, definitely does.

    The White House Enemies List is one of America’s most enduring traditions. Presidents come and go. Parties flip. The font changes. Somehow, if you keep asking inconvenient questions or laughing at the wrong moments, your membership just keeps renewing automatically.

    That’s the real flex.

    This shirt treats the whole thing like what it really is: a prestigious loyalty program for people who never quite fit into the approved narrative of the month. Stay on the list long enough and you’re no longer an accident. You’re a legacy member.

    Wear it proudly.
    Renew automatically.
    Lifetime membership highly encouraged.

    • Soft, heavyweight cotton with a comfortable everyday fit

    • Clean print that looks suspiciously legitimate

    • Durable enough to survive multiple administrations

    • Zero meetings, zero dues, unlimited side-eye


    Shop with your confidence and conscience Intact