The Covert Government Program Tardjak Sticker
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THE COVERT GOVERNMENT PROGRAM CANNOT BE REAL BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT HASN’T CONFIRMED IT.
There it is: the airtight logic of a man who thinks “classified” means “made up.” If the agency running the secret program refuses to announce the secret program, that apparently settles it. Pack up the documents. Shut down the hearing. Tardjak has reviewed the evidence.
The Covert Government Program Tardjak Sticker turns official denial into the drooling circular argument it deserves. Its black-and-yellow design looks like the seal of an intelligence agency whose only mission is reassuring civilians that intelligence agencies never conceal anything.
Put it on your laptop, toolbox, safe, filing cabinet, water bottle, or suspiciously unmarked van. It also makes an excellent gift for the friend who considers a government press release the final stage of human knowledge.
- Original Liberty Maniacs political satire
- Durable, high-opacity adhesive vinyl
- Fast, smooth, bubble-free application
- 95µ film density
- Available in 3″, 4″, and 5.5″ sizes
- Best applied to a clean, smooth surface
Size guide
| HEIGHT (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| 3″×3″ | 3 | 3 |
| 4″×4″ | 4 | 4 |
| 5.5″×5.5″ | 5½ | 5½ |
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Type: Sticker
Category: CIA, circular logic, classified, conspiracy, covert, deep state, FBI, funny, government, government program, intelligence, meme sticker, military, NSA, official denial, political satire, psyop, secrets, sticker, tardjak, wojak
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