Nature Doesn't Care Garment-dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt
$31.00 - $38.00$33.00 - $40.00
Nature doesn't care and is always trying to kill you. Nature is a ruthless beautiful psychopath that harvests souls with a smile. So supremely powerful, it takes the full force of human ingenuity to fight it back so civilization can exist. Often only in fits and starts. You can run, but you can't hide. We are all its victims.
Crafted from 100% thick ring-spun cotton, this shirt is your trusty sidekick in the eternal battle against Nature's merciless beauty. It's as tough as a seasoned survivalist but as comfy as your favorite campfire chair. With a relaxed fit, it's the attire of choice for those who've exchanged a knowing glance with a thunderstorm or laughed in the face of an avalanche (from a safe distance, of course). This shirt comes prepared for the wild: a 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar, twill-taped neck and shoulders that could carry the weight of a redwood, and double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems because, well, Nature's pranks can get a little rough.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
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Type: Mens Top
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