DOGE Agent Tactical Raid T-Shirt
$39.00 - $49.00
Welcome to the DOGE Department of Government Efficiency—the fictional agency that’s here to reclaim what’s rightfully yours. This t-shirt proudly bears the official DOGE seal on the front chest and “PUBLIC ASSET FORFEITURE AGENT” on the back, making it clear that you’re on a mission to expose government waste and restore efficiency to the people. With the essential addition of the Department of Redundancy Department (just to be thorough), this shirt combines sharp humor with a serious statement about bureaucracy gone wild.
Made of 100% ring-spun cotton, this t-shirt is as soft as it is durable. Whether you’re patrolling the DMV for rogue staplers or just kicking back and dreaming of leaner government budgets, the lightweight fabric and double-stitched neckline and sleeves are built to keep you comfortable and ready for action.
Features That’ll Make This Shirt Your New Favorite
- 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Soft and breathable, for ultimate comfort during all-day government watchdogging.
- Sport Grey (90% cotton, 10% polyester) & Dark Heather (65% polyester, 35% cotton): Ideal shades for blending into bureaucratic offices while conducting covert ops.
- Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²): Not too heavy, not too light—the perfect balance for freedom-loving folks.
- Shoulder-to-Shoulder Taping: For added durability when you’re on the front lines of satire.
- Quarter-Turned: No pesky crease down the center—just pure, uncreased efficiency.
Join the Public Asset Forfeiture Task Force
As a proud “Public Asset Forfeiture Agent” of the DOGE Department, you’re dedicated to identifying every unnecessary government desk chair, coffee machine, and forgotten supply closet treasure to return them to the people. This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a statement that true efficiency belongs outside the confines of bureaucracy. Because if the government won’t reduce the waste, at least you’ll be there to reclaim it.
Perfect for:
- Anyone who believes in smaller government and bigger laughs
- Libertarians, fiscal conservatives, and everyone who knows that real efficiency rarely comes with a government label
- Turning heads at local council meetings, airports, or any public building with excessive furniture
- Showing off your official agency credentials as a certified humorist
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
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Type: Mens Top
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