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    • Home / Products / You Have Two Cows Economics Shirt
    Light Blue You Have Two Cows economics T-shirt, front view with dark cow illustrations and satirical captions.
    Close-up of the You Have Two Cows economics joke by Liberty Maniacs on light blue, with cow illustrations comparing socialism, communism, fascism, bureaucracy, and capitalism.
    Black You Have Two Cows economics T-shirt, front view with white cow illustrations and political satire captions.
    Folded black You Have Two Cows T-shirt showing the illustrated economics joke printed in white.
    Navy You Have Two Cows economics T-shirt, front view with white cow illustrations and political satire captions.
    Athletic Heather gray You Have Two Cows T-shirt, front view with dark cow illustrations and economics joke.
    Heather Ice Blue You Have Two Cows T-shirt showing the illustrated front and plain back.
    Ocean Blue You Have Two Cows economics T-shirt, front view with dark cow illustrations and satirical captions.
    Silver You Have Two Cows economics T-shirt, front view with dark cow illustrations and satirical captions.
    Heather Ice Blue You Have Two Cows economics T-shirt, front view with dark cow illustrations and satirical captions.
    Angled close-up of the white You Have Two Cows graphic and economics joke on a black T-shirt.
    Light Blue You Have Two Cows economics T-shirt, front view with dark cow illustrations and satirical captions.
    Close-up of the You Have Two Cows economics joke by Liberty Maniacs on light blue, with cow illustrations comparing socialism, communism, fascism, bureaucracy, and capitalism.
    Black You Have Two Cows economics T-shirt, front view with white cow illustrations and political satire captions.
    Folded black You Have Two Cows T-shirt showing the illustrated economics joke printed in white.
    Navy You Have Two Cows economics T-shirt, front view with white cow illustrations and political satire captions.
    Athletic Heather gray You Have Two Cows T-shirt, front view with dark cow illustrations and economics joke.
    Heather Ice Blue You Have Two Cows T-shirt showing the illustrated front and plain back.
    Ocean Blue You Have Two Cows economics T-shirt, front view with dark cow illustrations and satirical captions.
    Silver You Have Two Cows economics T-shirt, front view with dark cow illustrations and satirical captions.
    Heather Ice Blue You Have Two Cows economics T-shirt, front view with dark cow illustrations and satirical captions.
    Angled close-up of the white You Have Two Cows graphic and economics joke on a black T-shirt.

    You Have Two Cows Economics Shirt

    $34.00 - $48.00$37.00 - $54.00

    30-day returns · Guaranteed since 2003

    YOU HAVE TWO COWS

    Socialism
    The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

    Communism
    The government takes both and promises you milk.

    Fascism
    The government takes both, hires you to milk them, and sells you the milk.

    Bureaucracy
    The government shoots one, milks the other, and pours the milk down the drain.

    Capitalism
    You sell one, buy a bull, and raise a herd. Now the government wants to know why you have so many cows.

    Made with combed and ring-spun cotton, this lightweight graphic tee gives economics humor a place outside the lecture hall. Wear it to start a conversation. Explaining the milk is up to you.

    • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
    • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
    • Pre-shrunk fabric
    • Side-seamed construction
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

    Size guide

    LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
    S 28 18 34-37
    M 29 20 38-41
    L 30 22 42-45
    XL 31 24 46-49
    2XL 32 26 50-53
    LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
    S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
    M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
    L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
    XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
    2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6

    🛡️ Since 2003, we've stood behind every order. Something's off? We make it right.



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    Type: Mens Top

    Category: bureaucracy, capitalism, communism, corporate welfare, corporatism, economics humor, farmer, fascism, free markets, government subsidies, graphic tee, libertarian humor, political satire, sale, socialism, t-shirt, two cows joke, vintage illustration, you have two cows

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