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  • Woodchipper Men's Polo

    30-day returns · Ships in 2–5 days · Guaranteed since 2003

    Some polos whisper. This one politely clears its throat and gestures toward a woodchipper. It’s subtle enough for the office, country club, or any public place where you’d prefer not to discuss why you’re wearing a woodchipper on your chest. Anyone who gets it will smirk. Anyone who doesn’t? Even better.

    The stitch is intentionally small, clean, and civilized—like a crime scene taped off with manners. It looks official, almost respectable, which is exactly what makes it funny.


    • 65% polyester, 35% cotton pique
    • Fabric weight: 5.0 oz/yd² (169.5 g/m²)
    • Relaxed fit that runs large
    • Flat knit collar and cuffs
    • Metal buttons with dyed-to-match plastic rims
    • Side vents for breathability
    • Embroidered in the USA

    Size guide

      A (inches) B (inches) C (inches)
    S 29 40 ½ 20
    M 30 42 ½ 20 ¾
    L 31 46 ½ 21
    XL 32 49 ½ 22
    2XL 33 54 22 ½
    3XL 33 ½ 57 23
    4XL 34 60 23 ½
    5XL 34 ½ 63 24
      A (cm) B (cm) C (cm)
    S 73.7 102.9 50.8
    M 76.2 108 52.7
    L 78.7 118.1 53.3
    XL 81.3 125.7 55.9
    2XL 83.8 137.2 57.2
    3XL 85 144.8 58.4
    4XL 86.4 152.4 59.7
    5XL 87.6 160 61

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