Teddy Roosevelt Triceratops Safari Large Tote Bag
$51.00
🦖 Big Game Hunting Just Got Prehistoric.
Teddy Roosevelt was known for his love of adventure, but did you know he also bagged the rarest game of all? That’s right—this tote captures the moment when America’s most rugged president took down a full-grown triceratops on safari. (Or at least that’s what the history books should say.)
Whether you're carrying books, beach gear, or the weight of historical revisionism, this large, sturdy tote has you covered.Â
🔹 Features:
- 100% polyester—Built to last and stitched in America.
- 44 lb weight limit—strong enough to carry everything but Teddy’s ego.
- Large inside pocket—stash your essentials or a pocket-sized copy of The Strenuous Life.
- Durable cotton webbing handles—comfortable for long treks across the Badlands.
- Print won’t fade, unlike the dinosaurs.
A tote for the bold, the adventurous, and the historically unhinged. Get yours before the Smithsonian demands we take it down.
Collections: New Arrivals
Type: Beach Bags
Category: bag, dinosaur, funny, hunting, Teddy Roosevelt, tote, Triceratops
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