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  • Royal Marines Commando Pattern Mesh Athletic Shorts

    Because sometimes you want to go commando—without actually going Commando.

    These shorts are mission-ready for the gym, the grill, or a spontaneous coup against your HOA. Inspired by the legendary Royal Marines aesthetic, our version of this tactical camo lets you blend in just enough to raise eyebrows and questions.

    Lightweight, breathable, and subversively comfortable, these mesh shorts deliver maximum range of motion for any kind of operation—from kettlebell swings to dodging petty tyrants at city hall. Think basketball shorts, because that's the pattern we used to handmake these bad boys.

    Disclaimer: Not issued by any government, not licensed by Crye Precision, and definitely not made for actual military operations. Just good ol’ camo for people who value liberty and airflow.

    • 100% recycled polyester fabric
    • Fabric weight: 4.7 oz/yd² (160 g/m²)
    • Two-way stretch fabric
    • Moisture-wicking material
    • Regular fit
    • UPF50+ protection
    • Elastic waistband
    • Fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard and Global Recycled Standard (GRS) certified

    Size guide

      WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
    2XS 28 ¼ 35 ⅜
    XS 29 ⅞ 37
    S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
    M 33 ⅛ 40 ¼
    L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
    XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
    2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
    3XL 45 ¾ 52 ¾
    4XL 48 ¾ 55 ⅞
    5XL 52 59 ⅛
    6XL 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
      WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
    2XS 71.9 90
    XS 76 94
    S 80 98
    M 84 102.1
    L 92 110
    XL 100 118.1
    2XL 108 126
    3XL 116 134.1
    4XL 124 142
    5XL 132 150.1
    6XL 140 158

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