Relax I Hate Everybody Shirt
$32.00 - $43.00$35.00 - $48.00
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Relax. I hate everybody. Settle the presumptuous, self-involved snowflakes in your life with a rather stylish reassurance that your disdain isn't couched in weird, ridiculous stereotypes and crude, bigotted, collectivist drivel. Quite the contrary. It's egalitarian contempt for all assholes, with very laser-specific hatred for stupid assholes.
These shirts are printed on our premium lightweight 100% combed ringspun cotton tees. A few are on heather, which includes 10% polyester for extra stretch and comfort. They're a modern contoured, contemporary shirt with side seaming that will fit both ladies and men, though women may notice that the shirt has a unisex fit, so will be slightly looser than some modern silhouettes. Men, these fit how a t-shirt should.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
Backed by 23 years of Liberty Maniacs. If something's wrong, we make it right.
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Type: Mens Top
Category: black, everybody, funny, great typography shirts, hate, humor, joke, minimalist, misanthrope, politics, relax, sale, satire, short sleeve, simple
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