The most subversive thing you can wear at the pool without getting kicked out.
Before it was the desert camo of Desert Storm, it was this: a weird, half-forgotten pattern from a 1972 U.S. military experiment that looked suspiciously like mint chocolate chip ice cream. Developed by Natick Labs as part of early arid-environment camouflage tests, this prototype featured greenish hues instead of the tan beige we know today—because apparently someone thought deserts had more vegetation than they actually do.
Dan painstakingly recreated the original pattern from a vintage jacket, right down to the sun-bleached splotches. Then we did what any freedom-loving degenerates would do—we made a string bikini out of it.
Swim in history. Or just tan ironically.
Soft, stretchy recycled poly blend
UPF 50+ for maximum UV defiance
Bikini top includes removable padding for comfort and options
Adjustable straps for multiple styles: standard, halter, or "accidentally causing a diplomatic incident"
Sizes up to 6XL because liberty doesn't come in small
Double-layered for durability during beach ops or backyard diplomacy
Size guide
CHEST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
2XS | 31 ½ | 33 ⅞ |
XS | 33 ⅛ | 35 ⅜ |
S | 34 ⅝ | 37 |
M | 36 ¼ | 38 ⅝ |
L | 39 ⅜ | 41 ¾ |
XL | 42 ½ | 44 ⅞ |
2XL | 45 ⅝ | 48 |
3XL | 48 ⅞ | 51 ⅛ |
4XL | 52 | 54 ⅜ |
5XL | 55 ⅛ | 57 ½ |
6XL | 58 ¼ | 60 ⅝ |
CHEST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
2XS | 80 | 86 |
XS | 84 | 90 |
S | 88 | 94 |
M | 92 | 98 |
L | 100 | 106 |
XL | 108 | 114 |
2XL | 116 | 122 |
3XL | 124 | 130 |
4XL | 132 | 138 |
5XL | 140 | 146 |
6XL | 148 | 154 |
Collections: Camoufleurs | Liberty Maniacs Camouflage Workshop, Handmade | Made by Hand by Maniacs, Ladies Apparel | Freedom Fashion for Liberty Lovers, Ladies Swimwear, New Arrivals, Swimwear
Type: Swimwear
Category: 1972, 1980s, 1990s, 6 color, arid, athletic, bikibi, camo, camouflage, Chocolate-Chip Camouflage, dbdu, desert storm, experimental, ladies swimsuit, Military, military history, Six-Color Desert Pattern, swimwear, two piece