HAARP Graphic T-Shirt
$46.00 - $62.00
EST. 1993 – Still Definitely Not Controlling the Weather
Proudly commemorate America’s least-secret secret installation with this bold graphic tee featuring the HAARP array beneath a ripple of aurora borealis and pure plausible deniability. Printed on heavyweight cotton, it’s the perfect shirt for stargazing, signal boosting, or just casually deflecting questions from nosy strangers.
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Crisp graphic featuring HAARP’s Gakona, Alaska facility
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Designed for layering under lead-lined outerwear
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Garment-dyed for that fresh “I’ve been off-grid since 2008” look
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Soft enough for everyday wear, rugged enough for field research
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Trusted by amateur scientists, shortwave weirdos, and retired Air Force majors alike
Officially unofficial government merch.
You didn’t get it from us.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
Collections: Heavyweight, Men's Apparel and Accessories, Men's Tops | Graphic Tees for Rebels & Liberty Lovers, New Arrivals, Psyop Fashion
Type: Mens Top
Category: Alaska, collection-psyop, DARPA, Gakona, garment dyed, graphic tee, HAARP, heavy weight, High-frequency Active Auroral Research Program, ionospheric, Ionospheric Research Instrument (, mind control, MKUltra, Operation Popeye, scalar waves, t-shirt, weather manipulation
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