Frankenstripes Swim Trunks
$81.00 - $103.00$100.00 - $127.00
🎸🔥 STRIPED HELLRAISERS FOR THE LAST FREE MEN 🔥🎸
These trunks aren’t for the faint-hearted. They’re for the lunatics, the beach bums, the high priests of poolside sin, who know that the world went downhill when rockstars traded Jack Daniels for green juice and wild solos for Zoom meetings.
Born from the dizzy high of the ‘70s and ‘80s—an era where the sun was hot, the drinks were cold, and the music was a wall of noise—you’ll pull these on and feel that same caffeine-soaked, power-chord buzz under your skin.
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Handmade in North America
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Water-repellent stretch fabric for running wild through waves or whiskey-fueled cannonballs
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Anti-chafe mesh liner because even maniacs need comfort
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Elastic waistband with drawcord, ready to hold tight when the party gets rowdy
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Mesh pockets for your smokes, flask, or room key (if you remember where your room is)
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UPF 50+ protection, because the sun doesn’t care if you’re the life of the party
This is a tribute to good times, to when the only rules were how loud you could play and how long you could stay on your feet. Eddie might be gone, but the spirit is alive—and these trunks are your ticket to the last dance.
So, if you’re ready to flip off the future, crack a cold one, and hit the water like it’s 1984—grab these handmade striped hellraisers and make the summer your stage.
Size guide
| WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 52 | 59 |
| 6XL | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
| WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| XS | 76 | 94 |
| S | 80 | 98 |
| M | 84 | 102 |
| L | 92 | 110 |
| XL | 100 | 118 |
| 2XL | 108 | 126 |
| 3XL | 116 | 134 |
| 4XL | 124 | 142 |
| 5XL | 132 | 150 |
| 6XL | 140 | 158 |
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Type: Men's Swim Trunks
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