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  • Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Women's Relaxed T-Shirt

    30-day returns · Guaranteed since 2003

    Some days the basset hound on this shirt just gets it. Soft, lived-in, and cut with a relaxed fit that works whether you're powering through Monday or surrendering to the couch this tee says what everyone's thinking. 

    Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton with a lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² fabric weight, it's the kind of shirt you reach for first. Pre-shrunk and side-seamed for a consistent fit that holds its shape wash after wash.

    • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
    • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
    • Relaxed fit with crew neck
    • Pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction
    • Available in 7 colors: Navy, Black, Maroon, Dark Grey Heather, Forest Green, Heather Navy, Military Green
    • Sizes S–3XL

    Size guide

    SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH (inches) US SIZES EU SIZE UK SIZE SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
    S 18 ½ 25 ¼ 6-8 36-38 10-12 7 ¾
    M 20 26 10-12 40-42 14-16 8 ¼
    L 22 26 ¾ 14-16 44-46 18-20 8 ¾
    XL 24 27 ½ 18-20 48-50 22-24 9 ½
    2XL 26 28 ¼ 22-24 52-54 26-28 10 ¼
    3XL 28 29 26-28 56-58 30-32 10 ¾
    SHIRT WIDTH (cm) SHIRT LENGTH (cm) US SIZES EU SIZE UK SIZE SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
    S 47 64.1 6-8 36-38 10-12 19.7
    M 50.8 66 10-12 40-42 14-16 21
    L 55.9 68 14-16 44-46 18-20 22.2
    XL 61 69.9 18-20 48-50 22-24 24.1
    2XL 66 71.8 22-24 52-54 26-28 26
    3XL 71.1 73.7 26-28 56-58 30-32 27.3

    🛡️ Since 2003, we've stood behind every order. Something's off? We make it right.



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