Boiling Frog Everything's Just Fine Tri-Blend T-Shirt
$44.00 - $58.00$46.00 - $61.00
There’s a certain peace in pretending it’s all okay.
The bills, the headlines, the sirens in the distance—you let it wash over you like warm bathwater…
…that’s slowly coming to a boil.
He’s still puffin’ his pipe, this little frog—lounging like it’s leisure, unaware the stove's on high and the world’s gone sideways.
And out there, folks keep clapping along to the slow fade.
Prices up, choices down. Smiles glued on.
A long decline in soft focus.
This shirt’s for the ones who see through the steam. The ones who know comfort’s got a cost, and silence ain’t always peace.
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
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Type: Mens Top
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