Boiling Frog Everything's Just Fine Men’s Heavyweight T-Shirt
$51.00 - $65.00$54.00 - $68.00
There’s a certain peace in pretending it’s all okay.
The bills, the headlines, the sirens in the distance—you let it wash over you like warm bathwater…
…that’s slowly coming to a boil.
He’s still puffin’ his pipe, this little frog—lounging like it’s leisure, unaware the stove's on high and the world’s gone sideways.
And out there, folks keep clapping along to the slow fade.
Prices up, choices down. Smiles glued on.
A long decline in soft focus.
This one’s for the ones who don’t sit still in the pot. The ones who see it coming and crack a smile anyway.
Cut in a structured men’s fit that holds its shape through all manner of madness.
Soft, thick, and built like shirts used to be before everything got cheaper and thinner—just like everything else.
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100% combed ring-spun cotton
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6.5 oz fabric weight for that real-deal heft
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Regular fit with side-seamed construction
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1x1 ribbed collar with edge-stitched finish
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Printed in the USA
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 18 | 29 ½ |
| M | 20 | 30 ½ |
| L | 22 | 31 ½ |
| XL | 24 | 32 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 33 ½ |
| 3XL | 28 | 34 ½ |
| 4XL | 30 | 35 ½ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 45.7 | 75 |
| M | 50.8 | 77.5 |
| L | 55.9 | 80 |
| XL | 61 | 82.6 |
| 2XL | 66 | 85 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 87.6 |
| 4XL | 76.2 | 90.2 |
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Type: Mens Top
Category: animal, conditioning, conspiracy, conspiracy humor, denial, fire, frog, frying, funny, garment dyed, heavyweight, humor, illustration, liberty maniacs, pan, pipe, politics, retro, sale, satire, shirt, slow decline, smoking, t-shirt, toad
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