Cleveland is ditching its "Chief Wahoo" mascot because of its questionable taste and sensitivity, so we figured that since they aren't using it we might as well appropriate it for the great "Chief Yahoo" herself, Senator from Massachusetts Elizabeth Warren.
Of course, if we're to believe Senator Warren's genealogical claims, we only removed 31/32 of the Native American from the Cheif Wahoo mascot. The part that enabled Senator Warren to claim she was a Native American Harvard Law faculty member remains. But 1/32 wouldn't get her recognized by any Cherokee tribes anyway, so we're calling this one offense free.
We're pretty sure the good Senator will be throwing her headdress into the 2020 presidential fray, so you can get in on the fun early! The iconic ringer t-shirt is back! Once the tee of choice for the rock-n-rollers of the 1950s and 1960s, this modernized, lightweight version is now ready for all you 21st-century rebels.
- 100% pre-shrunk combed ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Contrast color binding at neck and sleeves
- Double-needle stitched bottom hem
|Body Length (inches)||27 ½||28 ¾||29 ¾||30 ¾||32|
|Body Width (inches)||18||20||22||24||26|
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