The best possible piece of apparel to wear while contemplating the phenomenology of memes in society and their effect on First World self criticism and other really stupid shit. The thing is, we put good old Philosoraptor on a heavenly American Apparel triblend track tee, so you're basically not going to take it off. For real. It's stupid comfortable.
People might actually start calling you the Philosoraptor guy after a while. Which isn't that bad. I mean, it could be worse. You wore that damn Star Wars tee you until it looked like Han riddled you with his blaster.
So the shirt's gonna last, and you're going to like it better than pretty much every one in your drawer. Honestly. I don't BS when it comes to tees. Plus you can send the thing back if you don't like it, so why would I?
I'm getting off track here. Here are the nuts and bolts of the shirt.
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