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Mayor Pete Towel

Who the hell is Pete Buttigieg? It must be a generational thing.

The Millenial presidential candidate from South Bend is maybe best known for being the bud of a President Trump tweet likening him to Mad's Alfred E. Neuman. But this Rhodes Scholar and former Navy spy is much more than a big-eared goof or son of a radical Notre Dame professor supporting the communist takeover of the West - he's a legit hyperpolyglot. It's been confirmed that Mayor Pete can speak at least 8 different languages. (English, Norwegian, Spanish, French, Italian, Maltese, Arabic, and Dari.)

What does that have to do with anything? We have no idea. We guess more than anything it just shows he's not as dumb as he looks.

Give your bathroom a vibrant look and wrap yourself up with this super soft and cozy all-over sublimation towel.

• Available in one size: 30”x60”
• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Made in China. Printed in the USA
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent

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