Is it a misanthrope's paradise or a nerd's utopia? Whatever it is, sports are canceled, everyone stays inside, work is from home, and social interaction is legally forbidden. Cops won't even go inside your house without a life-or-death reason.
So why not warn zone-breaching mouthbreathers when they're interloping in your 6-foot-social-distancing perimeter?
The shirt includes a small graphic like this.
Because they may take our ability to do pretty much everything, but they can't take our sense of humor, damn it!
If they try, tell them to flatten your curve!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
|Length (inches)||28||29 ¼||30 ¼||31 ¼||32 ½||33 ½|
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