DOGE Chainsaw Hoodie
$38.00 - $49.00
Warmth. Efficiency. Mayhem.
Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves. You wear a billionaire with a chainsaw.
This cozy heavyweight hoodie features Elon Musk mid-rampage, wielding a DOGE-branded chainsaw with the kind of energy usually reserved for SEC depositions and HR purges. It’s soft. It’s warm. It’s the perfect thing to wear while you trim the fat, torch the grift, and maybe lay off a few middle managers—emotionally, if not legally.
Whether you’re:
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Cutting budgets
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Chopping wood
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Watching the latest 18-hour congressional hearing with a bottle of bourbon and zero faith in the system
—this hoodie’s got your back.
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50/50 pre-shrunk cotton and polyester blend (just like Congress: half synthetic, half soft)
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Fabric weight heavy enough to double as a blanket in your unheated bunker
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Air-jet spun yarn so smooth it almost offsets the sharpness of your worldview
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Double-lined hood, like a two-party system—but useful
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Quarter-turned body to avoid that awkward fold of shame down the middle
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Athletic cuffs and waistband, in case chainsawing becomes cardio
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Front pouch pocket for snacks, small tools, or subpoena notices
DOGE: Doing the Lord’s Chainsaw Work.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
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Type: Hoodie Sweatshirt
Category: chainsaw, conservative, cuts, department of government efficiency, DOGE, elon, fiscal policy, freedom, government, hoodie, libertarian, liberty, musk
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