DOGE Chainsaw Graphic T-Shirt
$22.80 - $33.25$24.00 - $35.00
Why slash budgets when you can chainsaw 'em?
Behold: Elon Musk, patron saint of layoffs, wielding a DOGE-branded chainsaw like a libertarian lumberjack let loose in a swamp full of diversity consultants and six-figure DEI managers. This isn’t just fiscal responsibility—it’s fiscal revenge.
Perfect for:
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Firing middle management with a smirk
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Chainsawing your way through red tape and soy policy decks
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Casual Fridays at the rocket factory
Printed on a heavy-duty tee that’s thicker than the Pentagon’s accounting errors and more durable than a government employee’s pension plan. Garment-dyed for that “been through hell and came out memeified” look.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
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Type: Mens Top
Category: chainsaw, conservative, cuts, department of government efficiency, DOGE, elon, fiscal policy, freedom, government, graphic tee, libertarian, liberty, musk, sale, t-shirt
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