CDC NPC Triple Vaxxed Triple Masked Troll face mask

Liberty Maniacs

As they say, "when in mass hysteria, do as the mass hysterics do." This reusable face mask will fit you nicely while complying with your public health overlords. Unlike the government and corporate dictates polluting you with toxic free-floating anxiety, anger,  and sadness by forcing you to follow false superstitions about masks protecting people from aerosolized microscopic pathogens that would actually require pressurized suits to mitigate, these handmade masks feature adjustable nose wire and elastic bands so that you can observe unreasonable rules while trolling soul-destroying totalitarianism.

• 100% supersoft polyester microfiber
• Fabric weight: 2.5 oz/yd² (85 g/m²), weight may vary by 5%
• Nose wire that helps adjust the mask
• Elastic bands with PVC earloop size regulators
• Pocket for a filter or napkin
• Washable and reusable


One size (inches) 7 ⅛ 7 ¼ 11 ¾

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