Meme War Veteran Garment Washed Baseball Cap

2025-11-29T20:24:42-06:00

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Price: 20.00

Some folks earned stripes.
Some folks earned medals.
You earned carpal tunnel and permanent brain damage from 2015 to 2021.

This cap is for the digital door-kickers.
The keyboard commandos who saw things.
Unspeakable things.
Like 400-comment Facebook threads about tax policy posted by people who could not pass a 5th-grade civics quiz.

You held the line when the nation needed you most.
You deployed to timelines so toxic OSHA would shut them down.
You fought bot armies, blue-check psyops, and that one uncle who still posts Minions memes ironically.

And now you finally get the hat.

Soft, comfortable, washed like an old field cap because God knows you have been through enough. Wear it with the thousand-yard stare of someone who once spent four days arguing with a stranger whose profile picture was a wolf howling at a JPEG moon.

You served.
You suffered.
You scrolled.
Now let the world know.

Laid-back and classic, this garment-washed cap brings that perfectly worn-in look from day one. Soft, unstructured, and easy to wear with anything. Adjustable back strap and a comfy cotton sweatband seal the deal.

• 100% cotton
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Soft crown
• Pre-curved visor
• Matching fabric adjustable strap
• Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
• Head circumference: 21.65″–25.19″ (55 cm–64 cm)