Consume Goyslop They Live Alien Graphi Tee

2026-04-15T16:33:38-05:00

Type: Mens Top
Price: 33.00 - 41.00 (7 variants)

Put on the glasses. See the world as it really is. This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee cuts through the noise with bold graphics that expose the absurdity hiding in plain sight. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton and built to last, it's the kind of shirt that makes a statement without saying a word. Soft, breathable, and structured for all-day wear. The unisex fit works for anyone ready to question what they're being sold.

Print is a retro halftone grunge for that old, late 80s look. That's where the old ends, though. We use eco inks and near zero water use production, so these tees are green on orders a magnitude greater than shirts you'll buy anywhere else. The best part is the print lasts for years and years and years.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Printed in the USA

Size guide

| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼
M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾
L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19
XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½
2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾
3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼
4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝

| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm)
S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3
M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45
L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3
XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52
2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3
3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59
4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6